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In light of the repeat instances of lewdness and the increasing crime on campus as reported in the Annual Security and Fire Report, we thought it would be useful to see exactly where these crimes happen, and what kind of misdeeds are committed.

We’ve plugged in every single crime report–based on Public Safety’s Daily Crime Log–on a handy-dandy Google Map. The map shows the reported campus crimes between September 17th (when classes began) and October 23rd and where they took place. Most of the reports, as you can see by clicking on each icon, are quite minor.

One recommendation, however: avoid Forbes College like the plague. So much crime there!


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Oct 25, 2009

Campus Crime from 9/17 to 10/23

By Brian No
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(Clothed) amateur sketch of Princetons latest public enemy

(Clothed) artist rendering of Princeton's latest public enemy

Well I think this pretty much makes Princeton the public masturbation/genital exposure capital of the Ivy League: Gary Nuttall, Public Safety supervisor, sent out an email to the University community this afternoon detailing the “act of lewdness” that occurred on Monday. The suspect in question exposed his genitals out on Prospect around 9:30 p.m. and is described as a “middle aged white male, grayish-brown hair with a protruding stomach.  The male was not wearing a shirt and had an article of clothing in his hand.”

Shockingly, that sounds like half the professors I’ve had at Princeton. But let’s move on.

There is a question burning in my mind, however, and that is, while he was described as “not wearing a shirt,” did he have pants on? And what article of clothing was he holding? Perhaps his shirt? Just why was he compelled to take off his shirt? Does he prefer the wind rolling across his chest as he commits such acts? Only time (and an arrest) can tell.

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Oct 6, 2009

Oh damn it – Another dude shows off his junk in public

By Will Saborio
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He only ever sought one thing in life: justice...

He only ever sought one thing in life: justice...

Oh hey freshmen, enjoying Princeton so far? Well good! Just be sure to be careful, because it’s actually one of the most dangerous places ever.

Or, there’s just a hell of a lot of theft, and druggies, and alcoholics. You’re living in South Central, basically.

A report released by Public Safety (found here) finds that in the past year, there’s been an increase in the number of campus thefts and a more prominent increase in the number of sexual assaults.

Wow, thanks sexual deviant, you’re totally making us look trashy. Go to the Wa or something, who knows what goes on in that bathroom.

And how about you, recreational drug users? Having fun over there on the golf course?

At Princeton, arrests for drug abuse violations skyrocketed from none in 2006 and 2007 to 15 in 2008, the university’s report shows.

“Most of the arrests for drug violations were made on non-students,” Davall said.

Princeton’s entire crew of dealers were wiped out in one hit. No pun intended.

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Oct 6, 2009

Princeton’s totally a ghetto, report says

By Will Saborio
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