
Not really advisable. Read on for healthier options. (image source: http://voices.mysanantonio.com)
Ok, so we’re less than 48 hours away from, well, you know, and you’re feeling a little concerned. Well, perhaps anxious. Or maybe you’re just downright freaking out. But never fear! While the “you’re not alone” argument can only go so far, our friends over in Cambridge have come out with a far more practical panacea to calm the masses (and no, it’s not one of those free, magical, online essay machines–we do have an Honor Code, guys).
The Barker Underground, the official blog of the Harvard Writing Center, has plenty of tips and tricks that come in handy for the frenzied student writing final papers. So if you don’t have time to make an appointment with Princeton’s own Writing Center (and let’s face it, who does at this point?), you may want to check out some of the tips that Harvard has to offer.
For example, you may find yourself in a situation suited by the post entitled “The Nuclear Option: How to Write a Paper the Night Before It’s Due” by Sam Berman-Cooper (an 8-tip checklist for writing a paper in 12 hours that includes a comprehensive schedule, complete with naps and snack time), or perhaps by the one called “How to Critique an Author Who’s Smarter than You” by Emily Hogin (a list of dos and don’ts for analyzing secondary sources).





The military and international policy work currently so relevant to the United States on several fronts must be dominated by personality and interagency collaboration, National Security Council Director for Defense Policy Barry Pavel told the audience of students, faculty, and community members gathered in Princeton’s Dodds Auditorium on Monday, Mar. 21.



Clearly, Valentine’s Day means a lot to Princeton. Every lamppost on campus is plastered with some sort of valentine paraphernalia, Frist was filled with tables selling “condomgrams” and valentine messages delivered with truffles, the art museum responded to the day with its “Failed Love” event on Thursday of this week, the U-Store and C-Store stocked flowers and balloons especially for the holiday, and the package room was inundated with flower-recipients on Saturday. Let’s not kid ourselves, Princeton; school shut down twice in one week—once for a 