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wrong kind of SCORE.

wrong kind of SCORE

For those of you who set 7am alarms this morning to get an edge on SCORE’s reopening, here’s a look at some of the most sought-after classes for the fall of 2010. (Note: For our purposes, we’re omitting the six introductory/prerequisite courses with the highest enrollment, including CHM303, PSY207, ECO100, SOC101, PSY101 and PHI203. These courses receive record enrollment numbers every year, primarily due to their status as required department prerequisites).

REL261: Christian Ethics and Modern Society
Professor: Eric S. Gregory
Enrollment 178 (as of 9:30 am)

With enrollment at 158 last fall, this course promises to engage students with some of the major debates and conflicts of “Christian ideals of conduct, character, and community.” The course tackles major questions such as “Are Christian virtues and principles fundamentally at odds with the ethos of liberal democracy oriented toward rights, equality, and freedom?” We can see why over 178 students are eager to join Professor Gregory in pursuit of the examined life.

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Not really advisable. Read on for healthier options. (image source: http://voices.mysanantonio.com)

Not really advisable. Read on for healthier options. (image source: http://voices.mysanantonio.com)

Ok, so we’re less than 48 hours away from, well, you know, and you’re feeling a little concerned. Well, perhaps anxious. Or maybe you’re just downright freaking out. But never fear! While the “you’re not alone” argument can only go so far, our friends over in Cambridge have come out with a far more practical panacea to calm the masses (and no, it’s not one of those free, magical, online essay machines–we do have an Honor Code, guys).

The Barker Underground, the official blog of the Harvard Writing Center, has plenty of tips and tricks that come in handy for the frenzied student writing final papers. So if you don’t have time to make an appointment with Princeton’s own Writing Center (and let’s face it, who does at this point?), you may want to check out some of the tips that Harvard has to offer.

For example, you may find yourself in a situation suited by the post entitled “The Nuclear Option: How to Write a Paper the Night Before It’s Due” by Sam Berman-Cooper (an 8-tip checklist for writing a paper in 12 hours that includes a comprehensive schedule, complete with naps and snack time), or perhaps by the one called “How to Critique an Author Who’s Smarter than You” by Emily Hogin (a list of dos and don’ts for analyzing secondary sources).

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from zoitz.com

from zoitz.com

A recent New York Times article reported that state officials have been cracking down on employers as the number of unpaid internships around the country rises. Because that sweet magazine job you had, where you were “packaging and shipping 20 or 40 apparel samples a day back to fashion houses that had provided them for photo shoots?” Illegal! (Unless you were a terrible intern and were a burden on the company.) But still, one way to get your foot in the door, right?

A (slightly smug) quote from the Times:

“Some of my friends can’t take these internships and spend a summer without making any money because they have to help pay for their own tuition or help their families with finances,” she said. “That makes them less competitive candidates for jobs after graduation.”

So. How to stay competitive? Princeton grants!

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image source: collegejolt.com

image source: collegejolt.com

Every year, the University sends out “The Thesis: Quintessentially Princeton” to incoming freshman and rising seniors. This booklet is meant to give students a taste of the thesis-writing process, and it contains the perspectives of several ’02 Princeton graduates and their thesis advisers. As you seniors trudge through the final weeks and days of your writing process, here’s the best and worst of what you can hope your advisor to say about his/her experience with you:

  • “Advising Matt was a stimulating experience, from our first conversation to his outstanding oral presentation. My only regret is that I have no way of making Matt’s thesis required reading for every member of the United States Congress.” – Professor Peter Singer about Matt Frazier ’02.
  • “Some senior theses are much more enjoyable to supervise than others. The ones that are most frustrating typically begin with something like, ‘Hello professor, I was told to come see you. I don’t know what you teach, but could you give me an idea to work on for my thesis?’ Then the student toys with one idea after another until sometime in January, panics, and works frantically to catch up. Those are usually the students, too, who have somehow failed during their first three years at Princeton to learn how to use the library.” – Professor Robert Wuthnow

If you’ve got a renowned ethicist recommending your thesis to Congress, you should be golden. If you fear you may be in the category of advisees Wuthnow speaks of, get thee to a library!

computer!

So, rooming is a-looming. And with it, all the requisite Machiavellian maneuvering and general confusion. If you are like me — an uninitiated freshman, with an excuse for not understanding what’s going on — you might find this guide useful. Or, if you are not like me, and are just a forgetful upperclassman, you may also find this useful. Or, if you simply enjoy engaging in predetermined conversation with snarky JPEGs, you too may find this useful (and delightful).

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firestoneThere are a lot of things at Princeton that make students here feel warm and fuzzy. Late meal, for example. Free t-shirts. Professors who give out lots of A’s (grade inflation be damned) and a cell phone number with the casual “Call me if you have a question.” But despite the Princeton preoccupation with rating everything from courses to restaurants to campus sex hotspots (watch for the recent Prince survey for a comprehensive list), there exists no formal rating of the warmest, fuzziest parts of our lives: our libraries, each with a reputation as distinct as those of our beloved eating clubs.

Until we get a properly quantitative survey, you’ll just have to rely on random journalists’ views on the subject (The Press: telling Americans what to think since 1701!).  The Prince shared their opinion earlier this year; now, in honor of Reading Period, we at Press Club decided to give our own take.

So here goes.

Lewis Library

A library with a range of study environments, from the “tree house” to the Egg chairs (which, contrary to popular belief, have not yet been proven to cast grade-enhancing spells or whisper sweet, intellectual nothings in sitters’ ears, despite their exorbitant cost). Although, speaking of whispering — people are starting to take the “silent zone” thing really seriously in the tree house;  I’ve gotten dirty looks twice for merely sneezing in the place.

Marquand

Clearly the library in which to see and be seen. With those wall-to-wall windows and that nightly glow, Marquand is designed to lure unsuspecting students inside, like an exhibitionist moth to a flame. It is also, apparently, a breeding ground for such meaningful romantic (missed) connections as these:

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from Freefoto.com

from Freefoto.com

Maybe you’ve heard about the snow storm moving up the northeast corrider–the one that made Obama race home dramatically from Copenhagen! From the Times:

Winter storm warnings were in effect from Tennessee and North Carolina to the southern New England states, and the storm was expected to affect Washington, Baltimore, Philadelphia and other cities. A blizzard warning was in effect for Long Island.

The National Weather Service said travel conditions in those areas would be “extremely treacherous” by Saturday morning.

We’re pretty sure it’s not going to be like last year’s Blizzard That Never Was. We know a lot of Princetonians live on the Atlantic coast and are driving home tomorrow, so we’ve compiled some tips on how to stay safe on the trip home.

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George Kennan... after the jump

George Kennan... after the jump

Year in and year out, my strategy for gift-giving (holiday, birthday, or otherwise) can be boiled down to one word: scarves.  Whenever I’m traveling, I make sure to visit a local market and buy up a dozen or so pieces of the inexpensive local neckwear.  Come December, I pass them out like candy.

You just can’t go wrong:  foreign scarves are cheap, guaranteed to fit, appropriate for both guys and girls, and tinged with a perfect hint of exoticism / name-drop-y pretentiousness that’s sure to thrill any Princetonian worth his salt (“Oh, do you like it?  A friend actually bought it for me on the streets of Zanzibar…).

But this year I was forced to resort to other measures after discovering that my scarf stash had become misplaced somewhere between Phnom Penh and Wilmington, Delaware.  This year I was forced to buy my Hannukah presents in Princeton, New Jersey.

Ugh, Princeton.  Adorably perfect town, to be sure — but a little too perfect, don’t you think?  A little too “tasteful”.  In shopping terms, as you know, “tasteful” basically translates to “expensive”, “handsome”, and “old people-y.”  As I made my way from cute little store to cute little store, I saw plenty of great gifts for my  grandma’s upcoming birthday blowout (Happy 75th, MomMom!) and my great-aunt’s Boca Raton housewarming soirée — but very little in the way of options for my twentysomething friends.

If I knew anything about music, of course, I would have just beelined for the Record Exchange.  Sadly, though, I possess, like, negative musical taste (#1 most played on iTunes?  This song.)  So instead I trundled sadly down Nassau Street, frustration mounting… until I discovered GlenEcho Books.

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Kelvin Kay, en:user:kkmd

Kelvin Kay, en:user:kkmd

Ah, the wonders of the holiday season: a tree in Palmer Square that’s approximately ten trillion feet tall, a barrage of simply lovely end-of-term assignments, and, of course, the eternal quest for some cute Inkblot to kiss under the mistletoe.  Never fear, Tigers!  Former USG President Josh Weinstein ’09 has the site for you.

Goodcrush.com, which Weinstein started earlier this year (with some start-up help from Joseph Perla ‘09), provides Princeton’s resident lonely-hearts with a prime chance to rhapsodize about all their geeky missed connections, and, with luck, connect with that soul mate who looked oh-so-suave sitting in Lewis Library at 2AM.

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image source: dailyradar.com

image source: dailyradar.com

Have an insatiable desire for Robert Pattinson that you can’t express within the confines of Princeton’s academic setting? There’s no need to hide it anymore! Many Princeton professors are turning to mainstream movies, books, and music to create their syllabi.  Here’s a list of some spring semester highlights:

1) COM372: The Gothic Tradition

Interspersed with Jane Austen’s Northanger Abbey and Edgar Allen Poe’s The Fall of the House of Usher are Stephanie Meyer’s Twlight and Anne Rice’s Interview with the Vampire. You’ll get to examine the “persistence in contemporary culture” of these popular vampire stories.

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800px-HollywoodSignAll right, Princetonians.  You’ve committed to a career in Reality TV.   And you’ve figured out your Ivy League stereotype. You’re so close now – so very close to pseudosuperstardom.

Take a deep breath, swallow your pride, and get ready for…

Part 3: Choose A Show

There are two types of Reality shows: those that celebrate and reward genuine talent (Project Runway, Top Chef, American Idol) and those that don’t (everything else).  Now, if you’re gifted enough to land yourself a spot on one of the “talent-rewarding” shows, you’re probably also gifted enough to land yourself a real job.  And if that’s the case, you’re probably not reading this blog post.

Sorry, darling Inkblots. [As in, readers of The Ink --  Is that cute?  Does it work?]  But the truth is that your best shot lies in auditioning for the second group of shows – those that take supposedly “ordinary” Americans (plus some Ivy Leaguers!) and places them in highly contrived, “extraordinary” situations.

So which program will it be?  There are so many options!

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Part 2: Choose Your Ivy Type

So you’ve decided to give up on the job search and try out for a Reality TV show. Congratulations!  Like I said before, you’re a total shoo-in.

Why, again?  America, as you probably know, has a love-hate relationship with the Ivy League.  Wealth! Power! Privilege!  Great stuff.  When push comes to shove, though – at least on Reality shows – people really just want to see Ivy Leaguers fail.  Hard.

And who can blame them?  It’s always satisfying to see the high and mighty brought low.  Remember this: You’re going to get cast because producers want someone the audience can instantly root against.

So when you’re trying out, give those producers what they want.  Show up to the interview sporting your preppy best.  Begin every statement with the phrase, “As a Princeton student…”  Say the words “Eating Club” at least six times, and “bicker” at least twice.

Most importantly, know just what kind of Ivy Reality type you’re going to be, and play that part to the hilt.

Are you…

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