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Given the surge of FML college spinoffs, The Ink thought it’d be helpful to look at some of the FMLs produced around the Ivies. As finals period casts its darkness across the Ancient Eight, here’s what our peers are complaining about:
Harvard: “I am so sleep-deprived that upon reading a paragraph of a paper I wrote, my roommate asked me why I had chosen to discuss the argument submitted by a member of the Prostitution to the point posed by a member of the defense in the legal case I was writing about. FML”
Yes, yes… we’re no stranger to stories of sleep deprivation and papers written on all-nighters. We have a sneaking suspicion, however, that this piece would have received one of the many generously-awarded A’s that Harvard permits, even if “prostitution” had made its way into the final round. Get some sleep, Harvard, and we’ll check in on the Elis:
Yale: “People bitch and moan about the stupidest problems on this website. FYL”
Ah, the characteristic glimmer of self-referential awareness (lest Triangle remind us that Elis love to “Deconstruct! Deconstruct!”) and brilliantly executed wordplay that transitions the f**ked life from “my” to “your.” Well played, Yale.
And what’s our Providence sister—home of “Sex, Power, God”– doing as her peers chew their way through exams?
Brown: “My unused and first vibrator broke right before I was about to use it for the first time. Why during finals? FML”
Add this depiction of “finals activities” to the list (which includes unlimited pass/fail courses and “The Emma Watson Effect”) of reasons why you should have gone to Brown.
Certain books lend themselves to video game adaptation. (Lord of the Rings? Hell yes! Who doesn’t want to tromp around Middle Earth slaying orcs and what not?)
Recently, bloggers have gotten ahold of President John F. Kennedy’s old college application essays, and boy, were standards different back then.
