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Folds, listen, youre doing it wrong.

Folds, listen, you're doing it wrong.

Remember when Ben Folds came and played Richardson McCarter a while back? Remember getting there all excited, finding an a cappella group, and wondering exactly why?

Well, those were the Nassoons and they joined Folds on stage because they’re featured on his new compilation album, Ben Folds Presents: University A Cappella!, released on Tuesday. The album’s a collection of sixteen Ben Folds tracks re-recorded by university a cappella groups from across the country (with Princeton being the only Ivy featured on the album; yeah, that’s right, eat it Whiffenpoofs).

Paste Magazine recently interviewed some of the contributing acts, including our very own (and recently Ink-featured) Jonathan Schwartz ‘10. This guy’s on fire right now: off-broadway star, a cappella record release… What’s next? Lawnparties ‘10?

Excerpts from the interview and a kind of awkward submission video after the jump.

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engaging_200Princeton students have voted to donate both the Fall 2009 Lawnparties main act and USG Senate Pilot Program funds to “Student-initiated service projects” over not donating the money at all or donating the funds to Annual Giving. At least, that’s according to a PDF released by the USG earlier today.

The catch, however, is that the document only shows first place votes – the actual vote will be tabulated by single transferable ballot (basically, everyone ranks their choices 1 through 3, and the people who voted the least popular item first have their second choice counted instead.) Pretty much, it doesn’t look like anything will change from these results, but if it does the USG will have once again found a way to bungle an election.

We go inside the numbers and break down how the vote happened after the jump.

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Did you forget? April 26th was grade deflation policy’s birthday! Yes, it’s five years-old already! Parents Malkiel and Tilghman are so proud. Just look at the results!:

Average GPAs:

  • Brown: 3.61
  • Stanford: 3.55
  • Yale: 3.51
  • Harvard: 3.45
  • Penn: 3.44
  • Dartmouth: 3.42
  • Columbia: 3.42
  • Cornell: 3.36
  • Princeton: 3.28

(source: gradeinflation.com)

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After the Princeton Regional Schools District sent out a letter about swine flu, a worried parent “panicked” and sent out an e-mail that sent parents all across this quaint little hamlet of Princeton scurrying to pull their children out of class.

From the Trenton Times:

The parent allegedly became worried about the potential for swine flu at Princeton High School and circulated an e-mail saying “swine flu has reached the high school.” School officials said the rumor was false.

Princeton’s OK! We’re all OK! It’s just a rumor!

Anyway, we like to keep things in perspective. The pandemic alert is only at Level 5 –we’ve still got one more to go before swine flu wipes us out.

This is, hilariously, what you get when you Google "whooping cough." (image source: abcnews.com)

This is, hilariously, what you get when you Google "whooping cough." (image source: abcnews.com)

Thanks, all of you who didn’t get the Tdap booster before coming to college.

“When we actually look at our student records, (we) found that not all of our students received the booster,” Cliatt said.

The Times of Trenton reports that nine students at Princeton — not four — have been diagnosed with whooping cough so far.

University spokeswoman Cass Cliatt told the Times that five new cases of whooping cough were confirmed this weekend.

Besides the e-mails telling coughers to avoid circultaing in public Princeton also notified local health officials, the article said. If this were 1918, the entire school might be isolating itself, instead.

In the mean time, Princeton (and the rest of the student body) wants you to sprint to McCosh if you are feeling like you’ve got a case of swine flu. The rest of the country would appreciate it as well. We stopped by the Duane Reade in Penn Station on Monday –the entire shelf of hand sanitizers was almost gone.

Princeton Citizens for Tax Fairness, a group that has been supported by both local Democrats and Republicans, is mad. Because they have to pay taxes, and Princeton has a lot of money, so why can’t they just pay and make all of our problems go away? They’re organizing to move Princeton to pay its “fair share of taxes.”

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(image source: subvertednation.net)

Princeton University, like many other major universities, is a 501(c)(3) tax-exempt organization. 501(c)(3)s include non-profit organizations that are for “Religious, Educational, Charitable, Scientific, Literary, Testing for Public Safety, to Foster National or International Amateur Sports Competition, or Prevention of Cruelty to Children or Animals Organizations.”

In 2007, the university paid more than $10 million in property taxes and fees, and donated more than $1 million to local government, reported the Trenton Times.

If all its properties were taxed, however, the university could be paying $27 million more, the Princeton Community Democratic Organization says. This would reduce the property taxes by 24 percent in the borough and 15 percent in the township.

Local residents worried about the economy want Princeton (with its mighty, mighty endowment) to step in and help them out. Because that’s what a university is for. Especially when they’re planning on cutting $170 million from their budget in the next two years.

From the Trenton Times:

Ms. Artzt said she and her husband, Bruce Lawton, a freelance film historian, are behind on their property taxes, and her business teaching classical guitar to students is dwindling due to the poor economy.

“This is bad. This is not good. This is not how I expected to be spending my 66th year, worrying about losing my house,” Ms. Artzt said. “Princeton University could be helping, and they should be.”

Suggestions for how to really get the most out of your non-profit organizations after the jump.

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(image source: http://www.edbookfest.co.uk/)

(image source: http://www.edbookfest.co.uk/)

Yeah, we’re probably going to have to drink more than we otherwise would have to “enjoy” Gym Class Heroes, and yeah, it seems like a lot of money to spend when the student body probably would have responded better to a Journey cover band. But if you need to restore your faith in Princeton’s ability to attract the best, look no further than the first Annual Princeton Poetry Festival.

Paul Muldoon called in the big guns for this one, including Nobel Prize winner and fellow Irishman Seamus Heaney and John Ashbery (brief digression: someone once explained the relationship between Heaney and Muldoon in terms of Public Enemy, with Heaney as Chuck D and Muldoon as Flava Flav. I now can’t stop picturing Muldoon with a huge clock necklace.)

Today’s the second day of the festival, with readings and panels from 2 to 10 PM. Tickets are sold out, but there are usually empty seats, and there’s a waiting line for any unclaimed tickets. Ashbery read last night, and Heaney takes over Richardson tonight at 8.

If you can, go. Seriously. It’s like we got Weezy for Lawnparties, only he showed a week early as a 70 year old Irish poet.

This cartoon from the ’80s is particularly fitting because Class of 2010 President Aditya Panda ‘10 recently sent an electronic missive to all rising seniors informing them about free membership to the Princeton Club in NYC for an entire year starting this summer. Score! (We’ll just ignore the unfortunate fact that the Princeton Club is ugly and embarrassing compared to the Harvard and Yale Clubs.)

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By Henry Martin ‘48
Published in The New Yorker (December 12, 1988
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As the tide of overeager pre-frosh recedes, we’ve come across this story of a Princeton-bound Michigan girl who aced the ACT, the SAT and the PSAT.

To make things worse, Willa Chen, the trifecta tool, is quoted as saying, “I wouldn’t say I studied a lot.”

Well, someone’s going to make a lot of friends next year.

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The Epitome of Man

No, Mr. Newman, it is no coincidence: Drunk kids do stupid things. And on this fine Newman’s Day, let us sober ones enjoy the hijinks. For instance:

4:00 PM, Frist third floor men’s bathroom:

An obviously drunk upperclassman stumbles into the bathroom wearing a backpack from which clinking can be heard. He stands at the urinal and, after a minute, a loud breaking sound pierces the silence.

Looking down, one finds a shattered beer bottle and its contents on the floor.

After around ten seconds of more silence, the drunk student grumbles: “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.”

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In light of the recent whooping cough outbreak on campus and the fact that we have a bunch of lanyard-sporting seventeen year-olds stumbling around, University Health Services sent out an email to the University community today urging…

…anyone with a cough or other symptoms of illness avoid circulating in public.

Pertussis could be a threat to next year’s yield, and no one wants that.

So, to anyone with a sniffle or a bit of a cough, don’t you dare show your face around Frist. Or play tonsil hockey with any prefrosh for that matter.

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Muhammad Kader, 38, was arrested in connection with a sexual assault incident that occurred last Friday night at Richardson Auditorium. According to Public Safety’s Crime Log, Kader, who was working as a waiter on campus, assaulted a female member of Princeton’s staff and “tried to kiss her and then touched her.”

The assault was reported at 9:56 pm, during a dress rehearsal for Princeton Glee Club’s performance on Saturday. The Crime Log also stated that “the victim was able to positively identify the suspect,” who was taken into custody and sent to Borough Police Headquarters. Kader was released on $2,500 bail.

A suspect was also arrested in connection with early Sunday morning’s incident that took place on Alexander Beach. In that incident, according to a Public Safety alert sent out Sunday morning, the suspect reached under a female student’s clothes to touch her. The report said that he “approached the female student and attempted to speak with her, then grabbed her, preventing her from leaving after she attempted to walk away from him.” Another female student intervened and tried to pull the victim away.

But what about the Campus Masturbator?!?