Princeton Citizens for Tax Fairness, a group that has been supported by both local Democrats and Republicans, is mad. Because they have to pay taxes, and Princeton has a lot of money, so why can’t they just pay and make all of our problems go away? They’re organizing to move Princeton to pay its “fair share of taxes.”

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Princeton University, like many other major universities, is a 501(c)(3) tax-exempt organization. 501(c)(3)s include non-profit organizations that are for “Religious, Educational, Charitable, Scientific, Literary, Testing for Public Safety, to Foster National or International Amateur Sports Competition, or Prevention of Cruelty to Children or Animals Organizations.”

In 2007, the university paid more than $10 million in property taxes and fees, and donated more than $1 million to local government, reported the Trenton Times.

If all its properties were taxed, however, the university could be paying $27 million more, the Princeton Community Democratic Organization says. This would reduce the property taxes by 24 percent in the borough and 15 percent in the township.

Local residents worried about the economy want Princeton (with its mighty, mighty endowment) to step in and help them out. Because that’s what a university is for. Especially when they’re planning on cutting $170 million from their budget in the next two years.

From the Trenton Times:

Ms. Artzt said she and her husband, Bruce Lawton, a freelance film historian, are behind on their property taxes, and her business teaching classical guitar to students is dwindling due to the poor economy.

“This is bad. This is not good. This is not how I expected to be spending my 66th year, worrying about losing my house,” Ms. Artzt said. “Princeton University could be helping, and they should be.”

Suggestions for how to really get the most out of your non-profit organizations after the jump.

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(image source: http://www.edbookfest.co.uk/)

Yeah, we’re probably going to have to drink more than we otherwise would have to “enjoy” Gym Class Heroes, and yeah, it seems like a lot of money to spend when the student body probably would have responded better to a Journey cover band. But if you need to restore your faith in Princeton’s ability to attract the best, look no further than the first Annual Princeton Poetry Festival.

Paul Muldoon called in the big guns for this one, including Nobel Prize winner and fellow Irishman Seamus Heaney and John Ashbery (brief digression: someone once explained the relationship between Heaney and Muldoon in terms of Public Enemy, with Heaney as Chuck D and Muldoon as Flava Flav. I now can’t stop picturing Muldoon with a huge clock necklace.)

Today’s the second day of the festival, with readings and panels from 2 to 10 PM. Tickets are sold out, but there are usually empty seats, and there’s a waiting line for any unclaimed tickets. Ashbery read last night, and Heaney takes over Richardson tonight at 8.

If you can, go. Seriously. It’s like we got Weezy for Lawnparties, only he showed a week early as a 70 year old Irish poet.

This cartoon from the ’80s is particularly fitting because Class of 2010 President Aditya Panda ’10 recently sent an electronic missive to all rising seniors informing them about free membership to the Princeton Club in NYC for an entire year starting this summer. Score! (We’ll just ignore the unfortunate fact that the Princeton Club is ugly and embarrassing compared to the Harvard and Yale Clubs.)

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By Henry Martin ’48
Published in The New Yorker (December 12, 1988
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We already know that Professor Robert George–social conservative extraordinaire and archbishop of POL 315 & 316–loves fetuses at all stages of cellular development and isn’t very fond of the homosexuals. But a recent Youtube excursion uncovered another Robbie George factoid: he likes the banjo! No, seriously, watch:

Cute boys! Tattoos! Girly drinks!

Cute boys! Tattoos! Girly drinks! Gym Class Heroes.

The Prince reported today that Gym Class Heroes will grace the Quadrangle Club with their awkward indie-hip hop presence to celebrate Lawnparties this Sunday.

Damn it.

While a bunch of Princetonians will inevitably be dancing to that kinda goofy song about cookies that’s actually about copulating, USG has once again dropped the proverbial Lawnparties ball. So much for those optimistic rumors about T-Pain coming. What is this, 2005?

Yeah, that’s right, Gym Class Heroes’ biggest hit (“Cupid’s Chokehold”) came out in February of 2005. So I guess it’s okay if we’re less than five years late on an act. Apparently the USG decided to go wild with their extra $10,000 budget this year and throw a huge high school throwback party.

In-depth ranting and some justification after the jump.

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Princeton University Prez

Princeton University Prez

Name: Shirley Tilghman
Occupation on Campus: President
Major: Molecular Biology
Hometown: Princeton

Who’s your favorite Princetonian, living or dead, real or fictional?
My daughter Becca ’03

What is your greatest guilty pleasure?
Ice cream.

What’s the best meal you’ve eaten in Princeton?
Any meal cooked by Sally Lewis Lamonica, the chef at Lowrie House

In one sentence, what do you actually do all day?
I work to ensure that in the future, including tomorrow, Princeton University is fulfilling to the greatest extent possible its potential to transform the lives of its students, and discover new knowledge.

Best place on campus?
Icahn Lab

Worst place on campus?
My daughter’s former dorm room in Wilson College

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Bush '06 ends world hunger, starts own fashion line

Bush '06 ends world hunger, starts own fashion line

Lauren Bush ’06, Dubya’s niece and model, has done a lot since graduating with an anthropology major three years ago. Last summer, she launched the FEED 100 Campaign, which sells stylish burlap bags to put food in the mouths of hungry Rwandan children. For instance, if you purchase a $30 bag, you will provide 100 school meals! And you if buy a $60 bag, you will feed one child for an entire school year! Average cost to feed one Princeton upperclassman for an entire school year? $6,960.

But Lauren must do more good! You know, “In the Nation’s Service” blah blah. She has just launched her own fashion line, called Lauren Pierce, which made its debut at Barney’s last month. Her line uses eco-friendly materials, and each collection will support a charitable organization. It’s like she’s her uncle, George W., except the opposite. And did we mention she’s hot? And dating Ralph Lauren’s son?

Pictures of her Spring ’09 collection after the jump:

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As the tide of overeager pre-frosh recedes, we’ve come across this story of a Princeton-bound Michigan girl who aced the ACT, the SAT and the PSAT.

To make things worse, Willa Chen, the trifecta tool, is quoted as saying, “I wouldn’t say I studied a lot.”

Well, someone’s going to make a lot of friends next year.

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fluAs the swine flu that emerged in Mexico began to make headlines, the quaint hamlet that is Princeton had its own worries: Whooping cough! …But now swine flu too, after students from Queens began exhibiting symptoms this week.

All this talk of quarantines and masks and avoiding small children naturally got us thinking about the 1918 Spanish flu pandemic that infected a third of the world’s population .

Princeton was lucky in that no students died, though the halls of McCosh were packed. We’d say the administration handled it pretty well –shutting off the campus and isolating its students from the flu.

We found an article in a recent Princeton Alumni Weekly, “Why Princeton was spared,” about …why Princeton was spared. Also in the article is a look back at what Princeton was like during World War I. (Hint: West Point!)

The best quotes after the jump.

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A Japanese photographer traveled to Ivy League schools in the late 1960s to document the American Trad/Ivy League Preppy style of the era. Copies of the book are very hard to come by (a copy was just sold on eBay for $1500), and photos from the book have been circulating the blogosphere like crazy in recent months.

Here are photographs from the book that depict Princeton. Take a gander! And pine away for a bygone era. (Except for the whole anti-black/anti-women part…)

Click for full-size images.

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The Epitome of Man

No, Mr. Newman, it is no coincidence: Drunk kids do stupid things. And on this fine Newman’s Day, let us sober ones enjoy the hijinks. For instance:

4:00 PM, Frist third floor men’s bathroom:

An obviously drunk upperclassman stumbles into the bathroom wearing a backpack from which clinking can be heard. He stands at the urinal and, after a minute, a loud breaking sound pierces the silence.

Looking down, one finds a shattered beer bottle and its contents on the floor.

After around ten seconds of more silence, the drunk student grumbles: “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.”

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In light of the recent whooping cough outbreak on campus and the fact that we have a bunch of lanyard-sporting seventeen year-olds stumbling around, University Health Services sent out an email to the University community today urging…

…anyone with a cough or other symptoms of illness avoid circulating in public.

Pertussis could be a threat to next year’s yield, and no one wants that.

So, to anyone with a sniffle or a bit of a cough, don’t you dare show your face around Frist. Or play tonsil hockey with any prefrosh for that matter.

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