Unrequited love...

Unrequited love...

Oh, Michelle. How long will you scorn our love?

We name drop “Michelle LaVaughn Robinson ’85″ in every conversation and press release possible. We’ve enshrined your image in the sacred Yankee Doodle Tap Room. We’ve appointed you to the sociology department’s advisory board. We’ve hired Cornel West and started the Center for African American Studies… just for you! WHY WON’T YOU LOVE US?

What must we do for your acknowledgment–your blessing? Even a slight recognition would do. A mention of your alma mater in a national interview. A casual orange and black outfit whilst dropping off Sasha and Malia at Sidwell. Revelations about your love for tigers. A trip to Nassau, Bahamas, even. ANYTHING! We love you, but you’ve visited only once since 1985, and it was to ask us for money.

Continue reading…

footlooseIn the short time since Sonia Sotomayor ’76 emerged as a frontrunner to be President Obama’s first Supreme Court nominee, the pundits have already begun slicing and dicing her record and qualifications:

First, there was the New Republic piece that said Sotomayor was a “bully,” “not that smart,” and “has an inflated opinion of herself.”

Then Slate.com wondered why all of the women rumored to be on the shortlist were single and/or lesbian, and if we should care. We learn that Sotomayor was briefly married while at Princeton! (So that’s who lives in Spelman’s married housing–future Supreme Court shortlisters!)

The most recent shortlist, according to the Washington rumor mill, lists six people: Diane Wood of the 7th Circuit, Solicitor General Elena Kagan ’81, Sotomayor ’76 of the 2nd Circuit, Michigan Gov. Jennifer Granholm (Canadian and former beauty queen!), Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano, and Merrick Garland of the DC Circuit Court of Appeals (the lone shortlister sans with a Y chromosome).

Today, an in-depth piece in The New York Law Journal goes through her most notable cases and presents Sotomayor as a well-prepared, sharp judge who is liberal, but pragmatic. The article quotes lawyers who have lost cases in her courtroom, but who praise her ability to pick apart their arguments.

Hidden among the lengthy list of her notable cases is her 1998 ruling that the Grand Central Partnership and the 34th Street Partnership, two business improvement districts (BIDs) in New York City, violated minimum wage laws. That would be the BIDs co-founded by Dan Biederman ’75, a.k.a. the father of former USG President Rob Biederman ’08. Don’t you love playing the “Six Degrees of Separation” game?

And what did the elder Biederman–once called the Mayor of Midtown–do to become entrapped in the Puertorriqueña judge’s legal wrath?

Continue reading…

We all know the feeling. That giddy little spark of recognition when watching House (“That’s Frist!”) or A Beautiful Mind (“That’s in front of Nassau Hall!”), and pretty soon, Transformers 2 (“That’s… not Penn.”)

With Princeton making it to the silver screen so often, it’s no surprise that a recent story on the AP newswire reported

Such tie-ins allow TV and film productions to be more authentic while at the same time providing universities with free advertising and the chance to up their coolness quotient.

Continue reading…

Students of ATL498: Bodies in Evidence, a class co-taught by novelist Toni Morrison and installation artist Christian Tomaszewski, took over the Lucas Gallery this week to produce a maze-like exhibit called Middle End Beginning. Poet Paul Muldoon was spotted at the opening reception yesterday, taking a walk through the rooms and talking to the students about their pieces.

Continue reading…

Thought the Holder Howl was something special? It’s not. It’s just a crappier version of the 20th century Poler’s Recess.

The Class of 1947 will tell you how it’s really done:

In January, 1949, the Daily Princetonian published a letter from an outraged alumnus from the class of 1947, which read: “It has come to my attention that the ancient and honorable custom of the 11:00 p.m. break during finals is no longer observed. …The event was to last exactly ten minutes, during which “all radios, phonographs, pianos, saxophones, trumpets, etc. are to be played at full volume,” “firecrackers to the diameter of three inches are to be set off in strategic areas,” and “all ice-box pans will be emptied and beaten vigorously.”

Continue reading…

(image source: maryellenmark.com)

(image source: maryellenmark.com)

After Jack Bauer headbutted Proenza Schouler designer Jack McCollough at an afterparty for the Met Costume Institute Gala last week, Brooke Shields ’87 came to his defense–

Wait. Can we repeat that?

Jack Bauer headbutted someone. And broke his nose. McCollough needed surgery.

Continue reading…

If you can’t get enough of the good old days of the Princeton Men’s Basketball team, here are some pictures (via Ivy-Style) of the team’s most famous member, Bill Bradley ’65, before he became a Rhodes Scholar, US Senator, loser to Gore, all around badass, etc.

(image source: boiseweekly.com)

(image source: boiseweekly.com)

Since local residents called for Princeton to give its money away in April, more townies have been demanding greater (monetary) contributions from private universities to support their communities, according to an article in the New York Times.

You guys, it’s the economy!

And it’s not just that the locals want tax-exempt universities to make “voluntary payments” from their crumbling endowments.

In Providence, R.I., Mayor David N. Cicilline has proposed charging students at the city’s four private colleges and universities, including Brown, a “municipal impact fee” of $150 per semester.

And in Worcester, Mass., one elected official has gone so far as to propose a tax on dorm rooms, an idea that is gathering support as layoffs take place.

Continue reading…

http://blogs.wvgazette.com/coaltattoo/files/2009/03/large_ljackson.JPG

http://blogs.wvgazette.com/

Princeton alum and EPA Administrator Lisa Jackson spoke at Woody Woo Friday afternoon, calling for an environmentalism beyond the tree-hugging traditional to include all sectors of America that need environmental change. Jackson especially noted the sort of “broken windows” effect that unchecked polution can have on America’s urban poor.

“Think about the people who get sick at two or three times the average rate from air pollution because the air pollution in their neighborhoods on hot summer days is so severe,” said Jackson. “They’re often the same people that predominately, because of their income, get their health care from emergency room. So it drives the cost of heath care up system wide.”

Shirley Tilghman introduced Jackson and was clearly proud to have a fellow scientist giving a speech as a famous and powerful alum (Jackson got her Masters in Chemical Engineering at Princeton.) Tilghman also gave a shout-out to the students in the audience, noting, “If there is a single issue that galvanizes students of this generation, it is issues surrounding the environment.”

Full article here.

Please excuse this meta-blog post about blog posts, unless you’re a hairy comp. lit. grad student, in which case, enjoy: it’s the latest from McSweeney’s Quarterly Concern. For those of you not in the know, it’s a literary journal founded by the magnificently meta Dave Eggers, author of A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius and a self-conscious self-referencing fiend. Robert Lanham is the brain behind The Hipster Handbook, and in case you doubt his street cred concerning the unwashed skinny-jeaned masses, Lanham is also the editor of arts and culture website FREEwilliamsburg. Here’s what he has to say about new media in the classroom, as forwarded to me by none other than my technologically incompetent mother. Be sure to check out the prerequisites for Lanham’s Internet Age Writing Syllabus and Course Overview:

Students must have completed at least two of the following.

ENG: 232WR—Advanced Tweeting: The Elements of Droll
LIT: 223—Early-21st-Century Literature: 140 Characters or Less
ENG: 102—Staring Blankly at Handheld Devices While Others Are Talking
ENG: 301—Advanced Blog and Book Skimming
ENG: 231WR—Facebook Wall Alliteration and Assonance
LIT: 202—The Literary Merits of Lolcats
LIT: 209—Internet-Age Surrealistic Narcissism and Self-Absorption

Now excuse me – my mandatory-for-precept-participation blog post for MUS 220: The Opera was due yesterday.

image source: http://ameliatorode.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/12/blogcartoon.jpg

Have diversity initiatives helped Princeton shed its image as an elite bastion of exclusivity for white, upper-class Americans? Jon Stewart thinks so. Watch Princeton Professor of Sociology Angel Harris talk to Daily Show correspondent Larry Wilmore about how times are a-changing:

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart M – Th 11p / 10c
White in America – The Children
thedailyshow.com
Daily Show
Full Episodes
Economic Crisis Political Humor

newyorkercartoonBy Michael Crawford
From the April 26, 1999 issue of The New Yorker

(source: cartoonbank.com)