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21 Questions With… The Anonymous Dean’s Date Poster Maker
Thursday, 10 January 2013
by Vivienne Chen
YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THESE AGGRESSIVE, STRESS-INDUCING DEAN’S DATE POSTERS AROUND CAMPUS. THE INK’S INSIDER INFORMATION TEAM HAS CORNERED THE CREATOR(S) OF THIS PROPAGANDA AND ASKED THEM THE REAL HARD-HITTING QUESTIONS. Name: The Committee to Motivate Students to Do Dean’s Date Work (CMSDDDW) Hometown: Grover’s Corners Major: General Club and Residential College Affiliation: Club Foot
- Published in 21 Questions, Fun
Tagged under:
21 Questions, Anonymous, Dean's Date, demotivational, impact font, papers, procrastination, these are the jokes
LIVEBLOG: Dean’s Date, Fall 2011 PART 2
Tuesday, 17 January 2012
by University Press Club
9:18 AM – The Aftermath Like you, we were so caught up in the post-Dean’s Date rush we forgot to actually finish the blog. We sincerely hope you had better things to do last night than ponder our disappearance. At this point, there’s not much left to say except congrats: you’ve conquered the monster once
- Published in Dean's Date Blog
LIVEBLOG: Dean’s Date, Fall 2011
Monday, 16 January 2012
by University Press Club
7:25AM – my room, in the dark It has come to my attention that it has been 14 hours and this has not occured. Wrongs have been rectified. Also, Owls are the new cats of the internet. –VC 5:57 am — 2D Kitchen First things first, Justin Bieber is now a brunette, guys. Also, the
- Published in Dean's Date Blog
Quiz Time!
Wednesday, 11 May 2011
by Lauren Zumbach
In the wake of the procrastination extravaganza that was the Dean’s Date Liveblog, we here at The Ink feel a little guilty about our unintentional, but, we fear, effective, complicity in achieving the grade deflation quotas. Sadly, we can’t do much to help you out with that orgo final. But we can help you bone
- Published in Fun, Uncategorized
LIVEBLOG: Dean’s Date, Spring 2011
Monday, 09 May 2011
by University Press Club
Have any tips for us? Drop us a line at pressclb@princeton.edu 5:00pm– It’s done! Paper turned in with 9 minutes to spare. Solid. –VC 4:20pm–More sloths If we’re on the topic of cute sloths, then here is a video of one that fell out of a tree next to my friend while in the rainforest in
- Published in Dean's Date Blog
Weepy Castrations Rat Now
Monday, 07 March 2011
by Abby Greene
Oh, sorry, that’s “New Ways to Procrastinate.” In case you were running out of brief (?) diversions to get you through the upcoming week, or simply looking for new websites to add to your Self Control app, here’s a good one that can keep you going for a while. (If you don’t believe me, just
Watching cells can be super trippy
Saturday, 20 November 2010
by Miriam Geronimus
Have you been staring at your textbook for too long? Gazing blindly at your computer at a blank document that is supposed to be an essay? Dreaming about Thanksgiving break? If you want a quick break that you can pretend is studious, look no further: molecular animation! These animated videos of cellular life are super
- Published in Fun, The INKternet
Tagged under:
E.O. Wilson, Gaël McGill, mitochondria, molecular animation, procrastination, white blood cells
Thoughts from the Mod, Vol. I: Modding in the Midst of Midterms
Tuesday, 23 March 2010
by Giri Nathan
Sure, you might’ve had a rough midterm week; maybe you had a lot riding on those exams and papers. But you were just carrying your own weight. Imagine carrying an even bigger burden on top of that: satisfying the (considerable) procrastination needs of an entire campus. That week, our noble Princeton FML Moderator faced that
- Published in Goings On, The INKternet