Prince Comments:

On West GS ’80: ‘I’m having a wonderful time … getting arrested.’:

Com ’12 : The Center for African American Studies will soon be posting the new job opening for “prophet-in-residence.”

On Virus linked to restaurants:

it was: Panera.

Princeton FMLs:

Woke up early this morning to prepare for an important interview. Checked my email at the last minute to confirm time; it was last Monday. FML

There’s no such thing as a stupid question, just the stupid people in my lectures who ask questions. FML

My phone alarm went off this morning, and in a sleepy effort to turn it off, I bumped it off the shelf and knocked it under my bed. I reached under to turn it off, but instead of a vibrating BlackBerry I grabbed a cockroach. FML

Memes:

Also, many have pointed out the recent strange thing that happens when you search for the Princeton English Department on Google:

Because Francis Bacon wasn't causing enough boners.

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