PRINCETON PREFROSH ARE CONFUSED BY CAMPUS MAPS, THINK GRITS SOUND DISGUSTING AND REALLY, REALLY LIKE SUPERMAN

Pre-frosh bonding shenanigans.

[Editor's Note: I am extremely excited to reveal our first-ever 21 Questions with a composite person! Here, one collective prefrosh answers all our questions.]

What were you doing 72 minutes before the admit decisions came out?
Since I’m a sleep deprived senior, I was taking a nice nap.  There was no way I could have waited three hours between school and the decision time.

Favorite Princetonian?
Uh … my host, John Lack.

In one sentence, what did you do all day?
I relaxed, you know, got mango-ed at the lassi study break and then Frist-ed it up.

When’s bedtime?
11:00 PM.  I’m efficient.

Do you believe in Santa?
No.  When I was in third grade, my parents told me that they put the presents under the tree.  I was heartbroken for about an hour or so, but I let it go.  I mean, how would Santa get to all the houses?  Quantum physics?

What do you do to unwind?
Lately I’ve been going back to NFL Street 2.  It’s a PlayStation 2 game.

Guilty pleasure?
I like to eat food.  When there’s food in front of me, I can’t stop.  The dining halls, man, next year I’m going to get fat.