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Just like last week, allow us to provide you with this week’s best/most provocative/quirkiest in the world of Princeton-related social media. In other words, here’s a way  to catch up on what you’ve missed, join in the debates, or (most likely?) relive this week’s procrastination material.

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On lost things:

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On the controversial mention of the women’s crew team in In Defense of: Blacking Out:

Screen shot 2012-03-04 at 10.38.09 AMOn the debate over Beyond Annual Giving:

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And, constructively:

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Princeton FMLs

Gastro hangs on…

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You may have noticed some subtle changes around campus recently. The lines in dining halls are growing longer, sushi in Frist is harder to come by, people are becoming less stingy about sharing food. Beds in McCosh are now vacant, and students can once again return freely to the Street without fear of automatic PMC. Talk of the dreaded gastroenteritis that has most likely been plaguing your thoughts and conversations over the last month seems to have died down, and we can begin to recover our regular discussions. And diets.

These apparent returns to normalcy beg the question at the top of everyone’s mind: Have we finally entered a post-Gastro era?

Over 260 students have sought treatment for gastroenteritis at Princeton’s McCosh Health Center since the first cases were identified on January 29. For weeks, the numbers of virus-infected patients grew, eventually crowding McCosh to full-capacity the weekend of February 16, forcing the UHS to send all extra patients, no matter the ailment, directly to the University Medical Center at Princeton.

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But for all the hype it has generated amongst students, it turns out that the gastro hasn’t actually been as bad as the impression we’ve gotten here on campus, at least on a state level. According to the New Jersey Department of Health & Senior Services, the number of outbreaks in New Jersey this year have actually been fairly average. Numbers within the University community, however, have been unparalleled in recent history.

And though the rate of cases on campus now appears to be decreasing, indicating that Princeton may be on its way to gastro-freedom, I wouldn’t let down your guards quite yet. The CDC warns that a victim of the virus can be contagious for two or more weeks after recovery. What’s more, a person is capable of re-infecting himself if he doesn’t exercise proper hygiene, potentially submitting himself to repeated bouts of gastro. The very idea is nauseating.

Is there anything positive to be said of this legendary outbreak? If anything, the gastro debacle has certainly been a wake-up call to the community regarding the particulars of personal hygiene, an apparently highly controversial topic with the Princeton student body.

And, once again, we can thank the U-Store for the ever-present comfort they provide.

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Prince Comments:

On West GS ’80: ‘I’m having a wonderful time … getting arrested.’:

Com ’12 : The Center for African American Studies will soon be posting the new job opening for “prophet-in-residence.”

On Virus linked to restaurants:

it was: Panera.

Princeton FMLs:

Woke up early this morning to prepare for an important interview. Checked my email at the last minute to confirm time; it was last Monday. FML

There’s no such thing as a stupid question, just the stupid people in my lectures who ask questions. FML

My phone alarm went off this morning, and in a sleepy effort to turn it off, I bumped it off the shelf and knocked it under my bed. I reached under to turn it off, but instead of a vibrating BlackBerry I grabbed a cockroach. FML

Memes:

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Also, many have pointed out the recent strange thing that happens when you search for the Princeton English Department on Google:

Because Francis Bacon wasn't causing enough boners.

Because Francis Bacon wasn't causing enough boners.

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Awkward and selective censorship

Awkward and selective censorship

[NOTE TO READER: THIS POST MAKES FREQUENT USE OF EXPLETIVES.]

This shit was going to happen eventually. Add it to the list of national trends trickling on to this campus (see Occupy Wall Street). On January 17th, BodyHype unleashed its own spin on “Shit girls say,” a YouTube phenomenon where in dudes in drag make videos saying, well, shit girls would say. Most would agree that “Shit Princeton Kids Say!” – a slightly less gendered adaptation of the original – does a pretty good job, hitting all the major tenets of campus life. At the moment of this post, it’s closing in on 15,000 views.

Depending on how closely we look at it, it can tell us a lot about ourselves, namely that no matter what social boundaries divide Princeton students, at the end of the day we can all bond over our common future careers in finance. Have a look at the video and a thoughtful analysis after the jump.

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