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“Frosh Week”

Sorry ’16ers, as much as we tried (and boy did we try: liveblog transcript of evidence here), none of you will be able to join a sorority or fraternity this year. As I have no doubt the administration has already alerted you, a full-fledged freshman Greek ban was instated this spring, prohibiting the rush of, and enrollment in Greek organizations during a student’s first year on campus.

But considering this year’s 66.7% overall yield, and 89-student increase over the University’s enrollment target (don’t worry; we are “confident that we will be able to accommodate the incoming class comfortably”), this development doesn’t seem to faze you.

Rather, this post is concerned with a considerably more ancient Greek tradition: the quadrennial summer Olympic Games, in which the representation of this notable collegiate institution has not let you down.

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Remember back in the waning days of summer how hard it was for you to move in early? Your roommate was already moved in and had already claimed the better room and the better closet. The injustice! But apparently you were still barred from campus–or rather, your prox was to remain deactivated until your official move-in date, which was ungodly late!

Dreams of extra freshmen week parties–and hopes of rocking out to “Party in the USA”–were dashed! All you wanted to do was to show off your extensive knowledge of danceable summer hits!

Well, it turns out that the University saved a lot of money by playing bridge troll. Amy Campbell (Director, Campus Life Initiatives) and Chad Klaus (Assistant Vice President, Facilities) reported at today’s CPUC meeting that the University saved $290,000 because of the new early move-in policies. Ka-ching! Klaus also said there were no alcohol transports before September 11, another reason why the University is quite pleased with the results.

The pilot program was so successful, in fact, that the next phase will be regulating campus access during winter break. Students will have to register with the University if they plan to stay on campus, and all other student proxes will be deactivated for the duration of the break.

Look at you guys! So carefree! Well, for the moment

Look at you guys! So carefree! Well, for the moment

Ah, Frosh Week. A bright spot in the lives of all Princeton students, the sweet collective calm before the furious academic storm of a school year. I see it now: brightly-clad freshmen wandering across campus in gaggles of eight, collectively lost despite three maps in hand; disheveled 20-somethings handing me overpriced textbooks in the basement of Labyrinth; students panting as they lug ratty couches up stairs in the God-forsaken humidity. But there really is something special in those bright and early days of a new school year, and it’s not just the wild abandon of freshmen getting drunk on the possibilities of college (and Beast, baby!).

It’s not, however, all straight-up good times for freshmen. We here at The Ink feel for you (we were freshmen once, can you imagine?) and decided to lay out some tips for new students. We know the opening week of college can be a difficult period: first time away from home, eternal awkward silences during your RCA meetings, your roommate kind of smells, what is this strangely Nazi-like salute everyone does while singing, you’re not a freshman girl so it’s impossible to get a beer anywhere.

To make transition to college a little easier, we’ve compiled a couple of tips and pointers to help you get through it all and come out on top. Not of your quintile, though; that’s pretty much impossible.

So here it is: The Ink‘s Freshman Guide to Princeton* (A three-part series).

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