Sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do–even if that gotta involves spending a Saturday night in a library.
UPC hears you out. We’re giving a voice to the voiceless, to those hushed by librarians on Saturday nights, when nobody should ever be working, really.
HEY GUY BEHIND THE DESK IN LEWIS BASEMENT!
So, how’d you get stuck with the Saturday night shift?
I requested it. It’s peaceful. I do homework. I’m doing Chinese right now because I got tired of Chemistry.
You know, it’s kind of really depressing down here in Lewis. Fine? Lewis-slash-Fine?
I think it’s the Fine wing of Lewis. The smiley face balloon makes it better. But, I like the fact that it’s depressing because then the happiest place is your book, so you want to study.
Any Saturday night regulars?