Or rather, a well marketed opportunity to become a firefighter:
Volunteer Fire Department, is this the 1870s?
For those of you who are seriously concerned for your own wellbeing and preparedness in the case of the impending zombie apocalypse, the CDC (yes, that one) has actually made a guide for you on how to survive zombies.
You might also want to consult Cracked.com’s host of zombie-related works:
- 5 Popular Zombie Survival Tactics (That Will Get You Killed)
- 5 Scientific Reasons A Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen
- 5 Reasons You Secretly Want a Zombie Apocalypse
- and for you skeptics, 7 Scientific Reasons A Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly)
Knowledge is power, folks.
