Thursday’s Princeton Dodgeball Tournament is approaching faster by the minute, and the bracket came out last night. We took a look at it, and one thing piqued our interest:

Take a look at the 59 seed.

Um. Let’s get an instant replay on that puppy and blow it up for you:

I see what you did there. Irony duly noted. Who knew dodgeball brackets were such a wonderful venue for abortion humor?

Also, look out for “Psafe VS The Street at 10 PM,” which is randomly listed right at the top of the document. Not entirely sure how “The Street” will manifest itself as one dodgeball-playing entity, but I’m excited regardless. At best this will involve Public Safety officers storming the eating clubs, armed to the teeth, still bitter that we voted against giving them guns but making up for it with wicked sidearm. (The Beast will flow, balls will fly, and heads will roll.) Head out extra early this Thursday so as not to miss the show…?

P.S. We checked out our own spot on the bracket, and despite our less-than-illustrious history at this tournament, we are optimistic. Yes, Old Nassoul, consider that a challenge.