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A University of Minnesota student is dropping out of a race for a City Council position after the university’s daily found that he lied about attending Princeton.

Charles Carlson, who also faked a British accent and, actually, a British life, apparently falsified a transcript from Princeton and Phillips Exeter, but was found out when the bullshit mounted too high (ref.: “[Hillary] Clinton shared a crème brûlée torte with him [in England]“).

Sure it seems ridiculous, but Carlson joins a number of other fakes that love the Princeton name. Remember Nava? And maybe you’ve heard of Princeton’s biggest gaffe – admitting con-man James Hogue, a.k.a. Alexi Santana.

Additionally, the article reports that Carlson said he has “schizophrenia affective disorder, which impacts an individual’s ability to accurately judge reality.” Guess he should’ve just said he worked for the Prince.

Someone had too much at breakfast

Someone had too much at breakfast

Larry Summers, head of Obama’s National Economic Council and once-beloved Harvard president, attended yesterday’s “fiscal sustainability summit” in the White House. For the event, Obama convened over a hundred policy makers and intellectuals to discuss bipartisan approaches to deficit reduction.

If anyone was wondering why Larry was a bit quiet during the whole thing, well, the Financial Times reports that “Lawrence Summers . . . fell asleep on the podium.” Falling asleep in the audience is understandable, sure, but the podium? It’s enough to make Rick Santelli mad!

The good news for students is that apparently Harvard’s unofficial motto now extends to the White House: “The hard part is getting in.”

(image source: huffingtonpost.com)

(image source: moralaccountability.org)

(image source: moralaccountability.com)

Right-leaning Princeton professor Robert P. George recently launched a new blog, moralaccountability.com, or “the most elaborate pursuit of ‘I told you so’ since ‘An Inconvenient Truth.’”

According to an interview with the Catholic News Agency (expecting anything less?), George’s blog responds to pro-life constituencies that voted for Obama under the assumption that Barry’s economic policies would alleviate poverty and, by extension, abortion. In other words, he wants to prove just how wrong they are.

As for the blog itself, a flurry of intellectual masturbation has ensued among scholars that apparently think they’ll solve the issue. And George, well, he just knows that in the end, “somebody is going to be right, and somebody is going to be wrong.”

Here’s to you, Bobby.

obamalogo ivy

As Barack Obama prepares to take the highest office in the United States, he has begun to build a team of accomplished and skillful men and women that will help the young president lead America in these most troubled times.

Indeed, America stands at a crossroads in history, and Obama’s star-studded team hopes to answer some of the nation’s most pressing questions. How does America weather the recession? How does the nation withdraw its troops from Iraq? Which Ivy League school is really the best?

Come on. You thought it wouldn’t be a competition?

People have already noted that Obama’s team is noticeably “Ivy-tinged”. This, of course, begs the question that burns constantly in the American public mind:

Which of the “Ancient Eight” comes out on top?

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