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800px-Nassau-hall-princeton.JPGFOUND in the Harvard Graduate’s Magazine of 1917:

James Hibben, Princeton’s 14th President, was in Cambridge to receive an honorary degree from our rival up north.  During his acceptance speech he tells this awful story…

“In the year 1802, Nassau Hall, the oldest of our college buildings, and at the time the only college building, was burned, and there was a loss not only of the building, but of the library and all of the philosophical apparatus, as it was then called.  The Board of Trustees made an appeal to the friends of Princeton that in the hour of her distress they would come to relief.  The first response to that appeal, and the first contribution to our necessity, came from Harvard University.  Not only that, but the then President of Harvard, President Willard, appointed a committee to collect funds in Boston for Princeton.”

That’s right: NASSAU HALL – Old Nassau, our Nassau, the building we give praise to, sing to, salute to – WAS REBUILT WITH HARVARD MONEY.  Will you ever be able to look at it the same way again?

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400px-Eric_E_Schmidt,_2005_(looking_left)You know those afternoons when you’re feeling bored, and lazy, and vaguely regretful that you didn’t go to Yale? And you decide to kill time / seek reassurance by reading Princeton’s Wikipedia Page? And click onto the Notable Alumni list (if Brooke Shields ‘87 can make something of herself than so can you, dammit!)?

Eventually you get down to the listing that reads, “Eric E. Schmidt B.S.E. 1976 - CEO of Google“. And you think to yourself, “Whoa, who knew?  This guy, like, rules the world! And must be loaded like a Saudi Prince! Wait — why isn’t there anything at Princeton named after him?”

Now there is.

photo: Charles Haynes

800px-Cloister_Spring1Lawnparties, Sept. 20: On Prospect Avenue, all was well. Clothes were pastel. The sun shone bright and warm.

But as dusk drew its curtain on the end-of-summer blowout, one could just make out, on the horizon, something hazy, new, indistinct. Perhaps it was a flareup at a refinery down the turnpike. Maybe, though, it was Change.

Read more in the Princeton Alumni Weekly.

jimthompson_1The CIA’s on campus this week searching for new recruits.  While I won’t be signing up for an interview (OR WILL I?  ESPIONAGE!), their arrival did make me think of my favorite Princeton spook, Jim Thompson, whose life – and death – reads like something straight out of a spy novel.

Born to a wealthy family in Delaware, then educated at St. Paul’s School and Princeton (Class of ‘28), Thompson left a career as a high-society architect in New York to join the Office of Strategic Services (OSS), the precursor to today’s CIA.

His first job after World War II was to set up the OSS’s bureau in Bangkok, Thailand.  By day Thompson made contacts with Southeast Asia’s radical leftists, hoping to sway them to the American side; by night, he established himself as a fixture of Bangkok’s reemerging expat scene.  After retiring from the OSS in the late ‘40s, Thompson set his sights on a new venture: silkmaking.

Working closely with artisans from the country’s impoverished northeast, Thompson set about reviving the dying art of traditional Thai silk weaving. The venture made him millions and earned him worldwide fame as the “Silk King”.  Thompson used his earnings to build a huge, antiquities-filled mansion in the heart of Bangkok (which you can still visit today; it’s a must-see for any Princetonian in Thailand).

Then, on Easter Sunday 1967, Thompson vanished while walking alone in Malaysia’s Cameron Highlands.  He was never heard from again.

What happened to Jim Thompson, one of Southeast Asia’s richest men?  No one can say for sure. But as related in two separate Princeton Alumni Weekly articles, sinister theories abound:

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Robert GeorgeThere’s currently some controversy (of the media-cycle-manufactured, “Why is this dominating the airwaves now?” sort) swirling around Kevin Jennings, an openly gay Deputy Assistant Secretary in Obama’s Department of Education.  Jennings, who is also the founder of the Gay, Lesbian, and Straight Education Network, has come under fire from right-wing news outlets like Fox News and the Washington Times, which have accused him of covering up what they allege was the statutory rape of a gay teenage student who came to Jennings for advice in 1988 after having a sexual encounter with an older man.

Media Matters and other outlets say that they’ve debunked the accusations of rape and a cover up.  Jennings, for his part, released a statement Wednesday saying that he now realized he “should have handled this situation differently,” and still has the backing of his bosses at the Department of Education.

But this isn’t the first time that Jennings has been criticized by conservatives — Princeton Professor Robert (NOM) George, for example, denounced Jennings for promoting “pro-homosexualist propaganda” all the way back in June!  See the video from nonprofit American Principles in Action after the jump.

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800px-Clio_Hall.JPGA Danish caricaturist is making his first tour of the United States since the 2005 publication of his cartoon of the Prophet Muhammad that provoked fury across the Muslim world, according to a Danish press freedom group that is promoting the trip.

Read more at the New York Times.

photo: Geir Thorarinsson

Talk to him, he talks back

Talk to him, he talks back

If you’ve been listening to any popular music, like, at all in the past two years, chances are you’ve become acquainted with the musical miracle known as Autotune.

And if you have an iPhone – and, we should note, we totally don’t expect you to, because that would be “assuming that everyone on campus comes from a privileged background and thus fit totally seamlessly into a dominant culture that further privileges privilege” – but if you have an iPhone, chances are you’ve heard about the I Am T-Pain App.

You know T-Pain.  You love T-Pain (even if you won’t admit it).  And now (for the low, low price of $2.99), you ARE T-Pain.  You, and the thousands of other Americans who have downloaded the bestselling application since its debut in early September.

What you might not know is that Rebecca Fiebrink, a Princeton graduate student in the Computer Science department, is one of the programmers responsible for turning your phone into a mobile recording studio.

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groupphoto1There’s an unspoken rule in journalism that every article about a Jeopardy! contestant must begin as follows…

Answer: This brainy Princeton student is about to make her mark on America’s Favorite Quiz Show.

Question: Who is Erica Greil, Class of 2010?

Greil debuts tonight as a contestant in Jeopardy!’s annual College Championship, which has a top prize of $100,000. Before she get can to the big money, though, Greil has to survive the quarterfinals, where she faces competitors from Rice and Harvard (in a highly uncoincidental matchup).

Princeton has a checkered history in this Tournament of Tournaments.  Our 1993 hope, John van DeWeert, scored third place.  But the last Princeton entrant, Chris Breen ‘07, failed to make it out of the first round in 2005.

Here’s hoping Greil does better.  But don’t feel too bad for this Anthro major – who told jeopardy.com that she “knows a lot about cultures and other people, but not a lot about facts” — if her Jeopardy! journey ends tonight: she still gets $5000 just for showing up.

Also: There’s an unspoken rule in college that every reference to Jeopardy! must be paired with a quote from SNL’s celebrity takeoff…

Sean Connery: What’s the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One’s a sick duck and I can’t remember how it ends, but your mother’s a whore.

(image source: jeopardy.com)

f_123801Lewis Library  — The cavalcade of chairs continues!

To recap: Insurance magnate gives $60 million, Princeton builds library.  Princeton must choose what to put in said library.  Chairs or books, books or chairs?  Decision time!  Chairs.  Totally chairs.  No wait — super sexy expensive futuristic chairs!  $5000 never felt so good to sit on.

But there’s more.  So much more.

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[This is part one of two. See part two here!]

Global economic crisis got you down? For my money, there’s no better place to lose those meltdown blues than Princeton’s Lewis Library.

Lewis Science Library is a delirious pre-recession architectural funhouse, a gaudy relic of the University’s freewheeling, freespending salad days. Dedicated only six months ago, Lewis Library brims with the sunny energy of a time before this don’t-call-it-a-depression cast its pall over the Princeton campus.

Insurance magnate Peter Lewis donated $60 million for the library’s construction, and the investment shows in ways beyond Princeton’s choice of renowned architect Frank Gehry as the designer. Everything in “Louie Lib” is crazy expensive.

The chairs alone – my God, the chairs! These chairs are a safe haven for wannabe investment bankers jangled by volatile markets; these chairs are big money converted into safer, more immutable forms.

I’ll admit to being a little obsessed. I’ll admit to spending an entire afternoon taking a census of all the chairs in the building. I’ll admit to entering this data into an Excel spreadsheet, along with price quotes for each piece of seating. I’ll admit to calling a furniture store in Illinois to get some of these price quotes.

The fruits of my labor, Part 1, after the jump:

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[Insert Seinfeld Joke Here]

Yes, that’s right — everyone’s favorite nineties neurotic paid a visit to Old Nassau today. Or at least Jason Alexander, the actor who played him, did.

Alexander, also the star of the orangutan caper “Dunston Checks In”, was on campus with his teenage son and started off the day with an Orange Key tour. Turns out the actor did his research before coming: he asked his group’s tour guide about Princeton’s much-debated grade deflation policy (no word about his take on the matter). According to the guide, Alexander stuck to the front of the pack and stayed attentive throughout the tour despite the day’s heavy downpour of rain.

Word has it that Alexander later stopped by Theatre Intime, where he obligingly posed for pictures with a few lucky students.

einsteinJohn Nash gets a lot of the “Eccentric Princeton Genius” attention nowadays, but he was by no means the first world-famous superbrain to grace our campus. Albert Einstein, the Walter Matthau to Nash’s Russell Crowe, ably held down that position until his death in 1955.

More than fifty years on, it’s hard to find authentic traces of Einstein on campus — an unrenovated Frist classroom here, a small off-campus house there, some old letters stored in Firestone. But Einstein’s legacy lives on in the form of Gillett Griffin, his last surviving friend.

Read Griffin’s story – including the strange tale of his first encounter with Einstein (it involves a yellow plastic duck!) – in today’s Star-Ledger.