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Post-bicker, still a long way from Houseparties, grinding into week 3 with midterms kind of sort of already looming on the horizon. It’s still winter. We’re still cold. Course shopping is over and now we have to, like, seriously work.

But as much of a drag as the next few weeks may be, it’s okay! Not only are we coming back with more frequent blog posts to serve your procrastin-tertainment needs, but sophomore Terrans will also be brightening up your February with offerings all around campus. For the uninitiated, new members of Terrace have to perform tasks in varying degrees of shamelessness, usually in public, before they become full members. That probably explains any peculiar events you’ve been running into on campus. Like, the single ladies dance outside Glee Club rehearsal:

Or Gandalf blocking the Fitzrandolph Gates:

So chin up, Princeton! Spring will be here soon. In the meantime, we still have Beyoncé, the Ink, spouts of Terran miscellany, and of course, our Thursday and Saturday nights. Keep carrying on.

QUAD PRESIDENT JULIA BLOUNT CARBO-LOADS IN THE LIBRARY, DISLIKES CLASS-BASED HOUSING, INTENDS TO ATTEND EVERY REUNION

jblount_photoName: Julia Blount
Hometown: Washington, DC
Major: History with a certificate from the Center for African American Studies
Club and Residential College Affiliation: The Princeton Quadrangle Club, Rockefeller College

What are you doing this summer?
I am teaching fifth grade grammar at a public charter school in Brooklyn, NY and loving every minute of it!

Who’s your favorite Princetonian, living or dead, real or fictional?
Wendy Kopp ’89, founder of Teach for America.

What’s the best meal you’ve eaten in Princeton?
I love food! I think it is a tie between Quad’s Thanksgiving Dinner and Teresa Caffe’s Conchiglie Balsamico.

In one sentence, what do you actually do all day?
Check my email, respond to email, go to class, have meetings at Quad, work at Quad, have philosophical conversations at Quad, and sleep…briefly.

Favorite spot in Quad?
There’s no contest. Definitely the Large Library! Despite the name, very few books are ever read in the Large Library. Distraction takes on various forms including Jenga, Bananagrams, impromptu readings of Shakespeare and Cosmo, and intense philosophical conversations. Also, lots of carbo-loading on snacks provided by my wonderful Activities Chairs.

What club did you think you’d be in as a freshman and why?
When I was a freshman I thought I would go independent! I love cooking so I really wanted to live in Spelman where I could have my own kitchen. Then I realized that Quad’s chefs are better cooks than me. And now I get to live two floors above Quad’s kitchen!

What is your greatest guilty pleasure?
Sleeping through brunch and then eating way too much for dinner.

If you could change one thing about Princeton, what would it be?
I would eliminate housing based on class year. I like the residential college system, but as an upperclassman who does not have a shared meal plan, I feel like I’m very inaccessible to younger students and vice versa. Sometimes where you live restricts your social life. Alternately, your social life can restrict where you live.  I wish there were more intermingling.

What’s hanging above your desk and/or bed?
A stuffed panda bear.

What is your biggest fear?
Being pushed through the Fitz-Randolph Gates.

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Wavy. Ivy-free. Home sweet Butler.

Telling people that you live in Butler inevitably leads to the follow-up question: “New or Old?” Butler used to have a reputation for being the worst res college to live in, with legendarily horrible waffle ceilings, a long trek to central campus and only meh-worthy food. But all that changed in 2009, when Princeton introduced shiny new, well, New Butler.

Bedecked in wavy red brick walls, bright interiors, modern lines and a trendy sustainable green roof, New Butler is not your typical Gothic, ivy-covered Princeton building. Before you waste any time feeling disappointed, though (“Nooo I wanted to live in a castle!” It’s okay, I thought that way too, until I moved in and saw the light), realize what it means to reside in the newest college: air conditioning. No bugs. Leather couches. Flat screen TVs. Many a mirthful moment has been given to us Butlerites, chuckling at our friends in Rocky as they traverse four flights of stairs to get to the bathroom, with nothing but a meager fan waiting in their circulation-void rooms.

“What? No, I’ve never seen a spider or ladybug or ant in my room before! That’s gross… okay sure you can come hide out in our basement, the A/C is super cool and yeah Studio ’34 is still open.”

Bloomberg is similarly cushy. Of course, 1915 is a different story. But we’ll get to that as you read on…

The resumé:

Aerial view.

Aerial view.

Laundry: There are ample washers and dryers in Bloomberg and New Butler. They’re all as new as the building, so everything runs oh so smoothly. Check out the map here for specific locations.

Kitchens: In the New Butler buildings, there are kitchens around almost every corner. They’re small but  effective, with a big fridge, stove, oven, microwave and sink. There’s also a huge dining room with attached kitchen on the ground floor of Bloomberg, which is great if you want to cook a larger meal with a bunch of friends.

Computers: The main computer cluster is in the New Butler basement. There are about ten computers including a media Mac if you’re looking to do anything digital artsy, plus a scanner and a printer.

There’s also a computer cluster on the third floor of Bloomberg. And the printer in Wu Library is convenient when you’re on your way to class and don’t want to go to the basement. But remember to set up your laptop’s printer connection first, because it’s just a printing station, not a full cluster (although you can easily go to the Wilcox side and use J-Street).

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CHARTER PREZ DANIEL FLETCHER SMASHES HOMEMADE CONCRETE, EATS YAK AND CROCODILE, DISLIKES BODILY FLUIDS

dfletcheName: Daniel Fletcher
Hometown: Richmond, VA
Major: Civil Engineering with a certificate in Architecture
Club and Residential College Affiliation: Charter and Butler

What are you doing this summer?
I am doing hydrological modeling of the Princeton watershed in an effort to reduce flooding that occurs during heavy rainfall.

Who’s your favorite Princetonian, living or dead, real or fictional?
Definitely Batman.

What’s the best meal you’ve eaten in Princeton?
Explorers Pub Night at Charter. We had exotic meats from all over the world, including Yak burgers, pheasant sausages, Crocodile nuggets, and kangaroo meatballs.

In one sentence, what do you actually do all day?
Search for new and exciting ways to avoid doing my work.

Favorite spot in Charter?
The computer cluster. Members go to the library when they actually want to work, but they go to the cluster when they want to procrastinate on their work, so you can always bet on some fun conversations, Sporcling or YouTube videos.

What club did you think you’d be in as a freshman and why?
I knew the most people in either Tower or Terrace so probably one of those.

What is your greatest guilty pleasure?
Tea. I drink it all the time and I help run Tea Time every Wednesday afternoon at Charter.

If you could change one thing about Princeton, what would it be?
I would put it somewhere besides New Jersey.

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COLONIAL PRESIDENT SUSAN ZHANG WISHES WE COULD ALL BE TEXAN, ADMIRES JOHN NASH’S FOOTWEAR, HAS A TIGER MOM

szName: Susan Zhang
Hometown: San Antonio, TX
Major: Mathematics
Club and Residential College Affiliation: Colonial and Butler

What are you doing this summer?
Saving the world one spreadsheet and graph at a time.

Who’s your favorite Princetonian, living or dead, real or fictional?
John Nash. I like his shoes.

What’s the best meal you’ve eaten in Princeton?
I’m naturally biased for Colonial food.

In one sentence, what do you actually do all day?
I’m not sure.

Favorite spot in Colonial?
Movie room couches. Those things suck you in and never let go.

What club did you think you’d be in as a freshman and why?
None. I watched too many food channel shows and thought I would make my own food. Needless to say, that thought didn’t go very far…

What is your greatest guilty pleasure?
Watching every TV show imaginable on sidereel.com. And SC2 replays on youtube.

If you could change one thing about Princeton, what would it be?
Move it to Texas.

What’s hanging above your desk and/or bed?
Nothing of particular interest.

What is your biggest fear?
Disappointing my Tigermom.

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HALFWAY THROUGH OUR TRIP DOWN PROSPECT: CAP PRESIDENT DEREK GREGO LIVES WITHOUT DRAMA, MENTIONS THE WOODS REPEATEDLY, REVEALS THE ILLUSTRIOUS’ SHAOLIN SECRETS

Name: Derek Grego
Hometown: Pittsburgh, City of Champions
Major: WWS
Club and Residential College Affiliation: Cap & Gown, Wilson

What are you doing this summer?
Training up for my assessment in ROTC. Then a month at Fort Lewis, Washington for an undoubtedly good time in the woods. No planes, helicopters, or explosives this summer.

Who’s your favorite Princetonian, living or dead, real or fictional?
Aaron Burr.

What’s the best meal you’ve eaten in Princeton?
Bacon, Egg, and Cheese and Vitamin Water at Olives every Sunday morning for recuperative purposes. Also, Spicy Salmon from Sakura is out of control.

In one sentence, what do you actually do all day?
Wake up, try to keep it drama free, sleep.

Favorite spot in Cap?
Hands down. There is a threshold on the first floor that used to lead to the back porch but now it’s in front of the stairs to the taproom. But it’s a solid piece of stone that has been warped by a century of Cap members stepping on it. To me it’s our answer to the Shao-lin temple.

What club did you think you’d be in as a freshman and why?
Frosh week I was totally going Charter.

What is your greatest guilty pleasure?
I’m currently a recovering Xbox addict.

If you could change one thing about Princeton, what would it be?
I just think there’s not really a good policy in place so we can figure out who are the smartest people at our school. I just don’t think there’s anything to distinguish Princeton students from any other school so we should strive to make classes artificially difficult.

What’s hanging above your desk and/or bed?
List of life maxims, Princeton banner, and a crucifix. No jokes here.

What is your biggest fear?
I was going to say ‘being alone’ or ‘fading into obscurity’ but on second thought: Ticks. Or Brown Recluses. Seriously spend any time in the woods in the South and you will see what I mean.

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TERRACE PRESIDENT RICARDO LOPEZ IS FOND OF ROBO, HAS A COMPLICATED RELATIONSHIP WITH LUCIFER, HARBORS HUGE FEAR OF ANDRE THE GIANT

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Name: Ricardo López
Hometown: Escondido, CA
Major: Spanish Literature
Club and Residential College Affiliation: Terrace F. Club; Mathey College

What are you doing this summer?
I’m in Buenos Aires, interning for UNESCO at a center for the promotion of culture and literary research, and also traveling a bit within my surroundings.

Who’s your favorite Princetonian, living or dead, real or fictional?
Antonio Calvo is my favorite Princetonian.

What’s the best meal you’ve eaten in Princeton?
For Lawnparties our chef, Olin Noren, and his friends once roasted an entire pig until the love was capable of melting in one’s mouth in perfect, exquisite bliss.

In one sentence, what do you actually do all day?
I actually just listen to The Strokes and The Beatles, read, enjoy time with friends, and go about my responsibilities mindful that FOOD=LOVE.

Favorite spot in Terrace?
Within the same vertical space, the terrace itself and the solarium.

What club did you think you’d be in as a freshman and why?
By November of freshman year I knew which club I’d join after I learned three important things: Terrace is your mother, Terrace is the best, and Terrace has the Jazzy lifestyle.

What is your greatest guilty pleasure?
My greatest guilty pleasure is Lucifer.

If you could change one thing about Princeton, what would it be?
With the health and safety of students in mind, I’d reinstate our previous emergency response system regarding calls from outside of Princeton’s “nucleus”; e.g., the places where the majority of upperclassmen happen to have their meals.

What’s hanging above your desk and/or bed?
Nothing, I have windows over both.

What is your biggest fear?
André the Giant and his posse, for many reasons.

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Given that Princeton is a pretty sleepy place in the summer (read: in general), our actual town doesn’t often make national headlines. According to our own University news, the most exciting thing that’s been happening on campus is a summer research program run by the grad school, which matches undergrads with professors and tries to reassure them that they really do want to stay in academia. Forever.

Yes, the accompanying photo for our local news headlines is a snapshot of the Princeton Junction parking lot. But such is the setting where minds gather for greatness! Glory! Who needs actual news when you can have an Orange Bubbles worth of intellectualish banter and Ivy League pretension? (Source: nj.com)

Yes, the accompanying photo for our local news headlines is a snapshot of the Princeton Junction parking lot (source: nj.com).

Meanwhile, PFML kids continue to gripe about their GPAs/futures and get insecure about girlfriends’ IIP-sponsored summer flings. PJ’s announces a new partnership with the guy who brought us Princeton Sports Bar this year. And a random naked dude gets arrested for running around in the parking lot of NJ Transit’s Princeton Junction!

Okay, so you know that Triangle is right (”Nothing ever happens in Princeton/Princeton is like an old folks’ home”) when we make much ado about some kid taking off his clothes after getting high and thrill to the thought of having salad and pasta options alongside our pancakes. But small as our town is, it serves as setting for the kinds of minds that do have their names scattered throughout national and global news, whether in commentary, direct participation or surprising background inspiration.

On the domestic front, Cornel West got annoyed at both Reid and Boehner’s budget plans and complained that left, right, and Obama were all failing the poor citizens of America. In true brotha-loving fashion, he also announced an upcoming “poverty tour” to “spotlight… working people['s] humanity, their dignity and their sense of resiliency.”

Outside the U.S., Anne-Marie Slaughter went to a China conference in Singapore and published her meeting notes, listing bullet-pointed observations on how ”Chinese youth really like blogs” and “Businesspeople don’t like hearing about potential problems with Chinese growth.”

Finally, this reading of Norwegian terrorist Anders Behring Breivik’s manifesto reveals an unexpected Princeton connection. Breivik directly cites MOL/WWS professor Lee Silver’s book Remaking Eden as partial inspiration for his warped eugenics beliefs. Of course, the article quickly clarifies that Silver is by no means responsible for Breivik’s mass murder crimes. But just the fact of connections like these is a reminder of how far Princetonian influence spreads, for better or for worse, even from a town as quaint (read: kind-of-sort-of-boring) as ours.

THE INK’S PROSPECT TEN #3: TI PRESIDENT JEFF COLE FEARS DRINKLESS SATURDAYS, TAKES THE NATIONAL ANTHEM PERSONALLY  AND WAS OBVIOUSLY ALWAYS MEANT TO BE IN TI, FOR REASONS YOU DON’T NEED TO ASK ABOUT

Name: Jeff Cole
Hometown: Santa Barbara, California
Major: Politics – Program in Political Economy
Club and Residential College Affiliation: The Glorious Tiger Inn.  Wilson College.

What are you doing this summer?
Finance internship.

Who’s your favorite Princetonian, living or dead, real or fictional?
Hermione Granger.

What’s the best meal you’ve eaten in Princeton?
Friday lunch at TI.

In one sentence, what do you actually do all day?
Work hard and play hard.

Favorite spot in TI?
Pool Room.

What club did you think you’d be in as a freshman and why?
The Glorious Tiger Inn.  Stupid question.

What is your greatest guilty pleasure?
Yoga.

If you could change one thing about Princeton, what would it be?
Immediately construct an outdoor pool and Jacuzzi complex.

What’s hanging above your desk and/or bed?
Mongolian art.

What is your biggest fear?
Running out of beverages on a Saturday night.

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HERE’S OUR SECOND TOUR DE PROSPECT 21Q: CLOISTER PRESIDENT AND USG SOCIAL CHAIR JAKE SALLY FIGHTS NAZI ZOMBIES, SAVES SENTIMENTAL NOTES, IS NOT A FAN OF VOMIT

Name: Jake Sally
Hometown: Denver, Co
Major: English
Club and Residential College Affiliation: Cloister Inn & Whitman College

What are you doing this summer?
Working for the production company Georgeville Entertainment and the record label Interscope Records.

Who’s your favorite Princetonian, living or dead, real or fictional?
Osei Wilks, his wisdom is boundless and he knows The Goalie’s true identity.

What’s the best meal you’ve eaten in Princeton?
Nothing beats Cloister Brunch when you’re *ahem* tired on Sunday morning.

In one sentence, what do you actually do all day?
Rage with Club Soccer, respond to emails and fight Nazi zombies.

Favorite spot in Cloister?
3rd Floor couch, it’s just a cloud covered in leather.

What club did you think you’d be in as a freshman and why?
I was in a club—Club Soccer.

What is your greatest guilty pleasure?
I like to play match-maker.

If you could change one thing about Princeton, what would it be?
I’d leave the weather machine on all year.

What’s hanging above your desk and/or bed?
Notes and letters from my family and friends, even the random ones on napkins and such. It’s good reading material when those precept readings are bogging me down.

What is your biggest fear?
Fear itself.

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So as we pass summer’s halfway point, most Princetonians are busy saving African villages, traipsing around Russia, exploring Zen Buddhism in Japan, selling their souls to JP Morgan, etc. The usual. But for those who are starting to feel homesick for good Ol’ Nassau, fret not! Over the next few weeks, The Ink will be taking you on a trip down your favorite Street. Check back for 21Qs with all ten eating club presidents.

TOWER‘S JOEY BARNETT LOVES BOLLYWOOD, TAKES AN ACADEMIC APPROACH TO NEWMAN’S DAY, AND STILL DOESN’T REALLY KNOW WHAT HIS CLUB’S SONGS MEAN

Name: Joey Barnett
Hometown: Tulare, CA
Major: Anthropology w/ South Asian Studies Certificate
Club and Residential College Affiliation: Tower/Rocky

What are you doing this summer?
I’m living in Bombay, doing thesis research on Hindi cinema hall viewership styles, production, and marketing tailored to different generations and backgrounds. In other words, I’m watching movies and attempting to hobknob with film producers.

Who’s your favorite Princetonian, living or dead, real or fictional?
PJ Das!

What’s the best meal you’ve eaten in Princeton?
Every meal I’ve ever had at Frist at around 2am.

In one sentence, what do you actually do all day?
I make lists of the things I should do that day and then eventually cross out the current day to write in the next.

Favorite spot in Tower?
Green Room–it’s where I take my best naps, and tend to inexplicably find myself waking up after a night out.

What club did you think you’d be in as a freshman and why?
Whichever one they showed in the brochures with people wearing pastel colors and having champagne brunches outside. Oh, wait.

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So yesterday, I was walking up the stairs of Blair Arch with a few friends when we started hearing strains of drumming and yelling in the distance. There was cheering and some singing, and I could definitely feel a heavy bass.

But it was also 6 p.m., pretty early for anyone to start pregaming (not that we expect anyone to, since Newman’s Day on Sunday should be more than enough for everyone to handle this weekend). Preview ended last week, so it couldn’t be the band trying to impress the prefrosh. Was there some kind of carnival we didn’t know about? An early soundcheck for Communiversity/Lawnparties/REUNIONS (!)?

Nope. “Surprised” barely captures how I felt when we finally made it through the arch and saw this:

Sophomore passerby: "Whoa, I should ask them to help me dress for the Cap theme tonight!"

Sophomore passerby: "Whoa, I should ask them to help me dress for the Cap theme tonight!"

We’d walked in on an apparently newly-formed spring tradition, the Princeton Powwow! Native Americans at Princeton (NAAP) set up the event, complete with two hired drum circles, smoke dancing, Iroquois jewelry, crafts and free Native American stew with fried bread. There was a guy on a mic calling everyone to jump in the tent and get in on the circle dances, a few stalls selling handicrafts, and a bunch of intrigued bystanders. The closest I’d ever been to a powwow before this was basically when I watched Peter Pan as a kid, so I took the chance to ask the powwow people (powwowers? powwowians?) what all this meant.

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