Or rather, a well marketed opportunity to become a firefighter:
For those of you who are seriously concerned for your own wellbeing and preparedness in the case of the impending zombie apocalypse, the CDC (yes, that one) has actually made a guide for you on how to survive zombies.
You might also want to consult Cracked.com’s host of zombie-related works:
- 5 Popular Zombie Survival Tactics (That Will Get You Killed)
- 5 Scientific Reasons A Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen
- 5 Reasons You Secretly Want a Zombie Apocalypse
- and for you skeptics, 7 Scientific Reasons A Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly)
Knowledge is power, folks.