THE INK’S PROSPECT TEN #3: TI PRESIDENT JEFF COLE FEARS DRINKLESS SATURDAYS, TAKES THE NATIONAL ANTHEM PERSONALLY AND WAS OBVIOUSLY ALWAYS MEANT TO BE IN TI, FOR REASONS YOU DON’T NEED TO ASK ABOUT
Name: Jeff Cole
Hometown: Santa Barbara, California
Major: Politics – Program in Political Economy
Club and Residential College Affiliation: The Glorious Tiger Inn. Wilson College.
What are you doing this summer?
Finance internship.
Who’s your favorite Princetonian, living or dead, real or fictional?
Hermione Granger.
What’s the best meal you’ve eaten in Princeton?
Friday lunch at TI.
In one sentence, what do you actually do all day?
Work hard and play hard.
Favorite spot in TI?
Pool Room.
What club did you think you’d be in as a freshman and why?
The Glorious Tiger Inn. Stupid question.
What is your greatest guilty pleasure?
Yoga.
If you could change one thing about Princeton, what would it be?
Immediately construct an outdoor pool and Jacuzzi complex.
What’s hanging above your desk and/or bed?
Mongolian art.
What is your biggest fear?
Running out of beverages on a Saturday night.
Favorite class you’ve taken?
Political game theory.
What’s your drink?
Tequila with tequila.
What’s your personal anthem?
The Star-Spangled Banner.
Who is your mortal enemy?
Alex Capretta (a.k.a. sweet_lax_bro1).
When’s bedtime?
10pm.
Best memory in your club?
Celebrating my first night as an official TI member my sophomore year.
Worst memory in your club?
Losing in the semi-finals of the 2010 Tiger Inn Beer Pong Tournament.
Which club do you frequent the most besides your own?
Princeton Sports Bar.
In 25 years, you will be …
still having adventures.
What makes someone a TI member?
If you have to ask, it’s not for you.
What makes someone a Princetonian?
The admissions department.

One Comment
Well, he comes across as a Grade A Douche. I mean, that’s really some perfection there – usually people let their humanity glimpse through at one or two cracks, but Jeff has the fortress sealed tight.