In case you haven’t noticed — and, to be fair, we haven’t made a formal announcement or anything — April is Excretory Month here at The Ink.
I don’t know who, but someone has placed what seems to be used condom in front of my door, knocked once and then left. What? No. That’s bad.
Whoever did this will probably enjoy this SNL clip: http://www.hulu.com/watch/131075/saturday-night-live-new-car-horns
What scatological scandal will befall us next? Leave your guesses in the comments.